Last year a guy from my high school that I barely even remembered scoured the internet to find me. He located what he thought was my email address, but wasn't sure, so he sent a tentative email saying, "Is this the [dweeb] that went to Regional Hell High School?"
I wrote back, "yes, why?" (thinking hmmm, Steve D., that sounds familiar.)
He wrote back one word:
Some people never grow up!