So earlier in the week I was fumbling over how to cuss out some idiots for crappy parking. "Dipweed" seemed overused so I made up my own word: Dobweed.
Well apparently now if you type "dobweed" into Google, my blog is the first link. Yay. A search engine success strategy that I didn't even try.
So here's my advice. Want to rank number one for a keyword? Make it up. That'll do it! lol.