I'm in george bush international airport in houston waiting for a flight to phoenix... [snip]
there's a really large and really irate woman sitting across feom me who is providing regional entertainment to gate 43, shouting into her cell phone "JOSH IS GOING TO HAVE TO GET ON HIS @)!;@!!@ KNEES AND BEG #!@;!;?,!) FORGIVENESS!! HE IS GOING TO LAY ON THE OFFICE FLOOR AND WE ARE ALL GOING TO TAKE A @!#?$;@ @$#,?;@ ON HIM! IT'S THAT @$!#?!'@'RS FAULT WE GOT THE 1.2 RATING AND THAT #$()@",?ER IF GOUNG TO $(!#?!@ing
she seems completely oblivious that everyone is canted about 20 degrees in her direction.
Ha! That wins hands-down but if anyone has any other funny overheard cell conversations, LMK. I still love overheardintheoffice and overheardinnewyork.com. I'm picky about talking on the phone in public. There's not much that I need to blab away about at the grocery store or bank, it can usually wait until I'm someplace quiet where I don't feel like I'm being rude.
Followup update: Kyle has another post on his site about an overheard conversation at a wedding. Omg, this is too much!