Friday, October 31, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
Saturday, October 25, 2008
From Scientific American's article "Death by steamed rice bun"
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Asking me a question when I'm chewing something, then waiting for the answer. from Biffy on Vimeo.
haha!! I do this all the time. BUT! I don't sit and stare...
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Sunday, October 19, 2008
Day one: is getting there really half the fun?
The flight was awesome. I spent the entire day wedged between hackers and sneezers, eyes swinging with fatigue, worrying that the measly one hour of sleep I got would lower my immune system enough to land me a nice vacation in a Mexican bed. (Remember this paltry amount of sleep, it will come up later.) Luckily, the mind is powerful but cannot conjure worries into reality so I never got sick. Whew!
Our concrete hotel with concrete bed and concrete furniture testified to the wisdom of not having flimsy adornments in a place vulnerable to hurricanes. Many members of our group were present during Hurricane Wilma's wrath a few years ago; they spent three days locked in their rooms awaiting death as waves crashed down their doors and dragged heavy statues, crabs and other helpless wayward sea creatures inside. Their stories were sobering.
Sleeping on a slab of concrete does take a wee bit of getting used to. The bed and pillows had about as much "give" as bags of sand. But really, the bed is second in importance to the almighty king of modern technology: the (working!) toilet.
Me: I heard one of the girls saying she wasn't happy with this place, that it wasn't luxurious enough.I drew this for the staff and pantomined cartoonishly but luckily the word "plunger" was well-understood in English....
Dan: I think it's pretty nice!
Me: Me too! I mean, what do you need besides a working toilet and a shower?
Me: Oh wait.
I relaxed in a hammock, marveling at how wonderful it was to sit and read, undisturbed by pressing deadlines. This vacation made me realize that I haven't stopped moving in months. Note to self: do more of this!
Day two: catching up on this relaxation thing
Ok, so remember when I mentioned only getting an hour of sleep the night before? I thought no worries, I'll catch up tomorrow. Well Dan left for an early dive trip and I dozed right through his morning routine. I was still sleeping soundly when the maid burst in at 8am chirping, "You want clean??!!"
"No, no es necesario," I croaked hoarsely, my eyes little slits, pillow lines zigzagging across my face.
She looked affectionately at my sleeping form twisted in bed and held up a stack of white cloth. "But clean towels?" I cracked a smile, laughing at her ease and geniality. "Oh, esta bien (it's ok)" I offered. "Tomorrow?" she countered back. "Si, manana ok" I smiled. She backed away and closed the door gently, like my mom would, and I layed there feeling simultaneously embarrassed and warm inside.
Day 3: the richness that comes from meeting others
One topic that frequently came up last week was diving -- how people got into it. One person shared a particularly interesting motivation and how she learned to swim just so she could dive:
New friend: And so that's why I learned how to dive. Because the ocean was stalking me. It wasn't really stalking me but I had to confront it, you see.
me: And so that's why I went back to school, to confront my fear of math.
New friend: So was math stalking you?I found the idea enriching. Being stalked by our limitations until we confront them and realize they are not stalking us so much as we are running from them.
me: Heh. I hadn't thought of it that way. But yes.... it was something I thought I couldn't do. I have to keep re-learning this lesson again and again, that I can do anything if I try hard enough. (um, except sing, or anything that requires talent and not just hard work...)
Later on a group of us ventured out.
Day 4: Mayan ruins or bustThe symbol for pesos is the same for dollars, but
obviously lobster is not really $390 dollars!(It was, however, roughly $39 -- not cheap.)
This day we visited the ruins of Tulum, the smallest, newest Mayan city in Mexico. It's on the mainland so we took a ferry over.
Tulum is beautiful, on a cliffside overlooking the sea. It was a gated community of sorts. We learned that about 2,000 Mayans lived there but only 100 of the educated class (astronomers, architects, mathematicians, etc.) lived inside. Knowledge is power. The most important person of all was the priest; religion has always been a great agent of control.The Mayans came originally from Asia via Alaskan route. Their culture was (according to our guide) at the time the most advanced culture in Mexico and was even more advanced than the Europeans during the dark ages. They invented zero and created a very advanced calendar more than 5,000 years ago.
Hard to see here, but the doorways of all the buildings were small, fitting perfectly the tiny Mayan people.
Fascinating to me: their standards of beauty. Today I put earings on, lined my eyes and reddened my lips. But back then it was considered beautiful for Mayans to have crossed eyes and flat foreheads. Adults would strap a board to baby's head to encourage a sloping landscape and dangle a rock between baby's eyes to train cross-eyes to form. They also chiseled pebbles of malachite and other minerals into their teeth; skulls have been found with the encrustacions still in place.
Oh, and you know how to the Romans the god of love is Venus? Well to the Mayans, Venus was the god of war. They had many gods, of nature, fire, wind... even a god of suicide. The most important ones were the rain god and the serpent, which symbolized fertility of agriculture. (Makes sense, they gotta eat to live.)
The Spaniards destroyed much when they landed here and what does exist has limited excavation funding so little is known about the Mayans. It is, however, known that Tulum was a marketplace of sorts and people would come from the Honduras to trade items. Their language has not been totally deciphered, but what is known is taught in schools on Cozumel and in some areas on mainland Mexico.
You know chiclet gum? Chiclet is a Mayan word; "Chic" means "mouth" and "let" is the name for the sound you make while chewing. Rubber trees were used for more than chewing though -- the extremely strong wood was used in the construction of the buildings (along with rocks and limestone to cement the building blocks together).
Tulum is part of the Yucatan peninsula, which is where scientists believe the meteorite responsible for dinosaurs dying off had hit. The 2nd largest coral reef in the world is here, stretching from Cancun to the Honduras.
Our guide, Pedro, recommended the ruins Ekbalam. He said they were close to Chichen Itza. They're less well known but incredible.
I asked about what it's like to work in Mexico and learned that minimum wage is only $5/day. Even educated people like doctors and lawyers have trouble getting jobs because people outnumber available openings.
The funniest part of Tulum was the visitor's center bathroom: clear walls between each toilet, and was not free!
YES, you can see that well right through the walls.
On the way back we stopped at Paradise Beach (La Playa Paradiso), where I saw the most loveable mangy mutt ever.
There's a ton of stray dogs around Mexico. I wanted to offer this guy some real food but I had nothing on me but pumpkin seeds; still he lapped them up gratefully from my hand. (Yes, mom, I disinfected it heavily!)
A week has passed and I'm still thinking about him.
BTW the bathroom here totally stumped me. Um, which one?? (click to enlarge picture, it's truncated here.)I picked "damas" hoping it meant "dames" in Latin or something. Luckily no one was around to bust me if it were wrong.
Day 5: Local sites (and the Mexican equivalent of Costco)
There I came across one of the smallest stoves I've ever seen. I thought goodness, am I just huge or is there some other explanation?
We learned that some of these tiny stoves fit into premade platforms that raise them so people aren't likely using them this low to the ground. Made for a funny picture though.
I've never seen a juice container the size of my torso before!
I think the age labor laws are a bit different in Mexico than here. The boy bagging our stuff looked about 12.
We all loved the "bump" streetsigns, usually with two bumps but here with three, looking like an urgent calling for body modification, now!
Day 6: turtle hatching!
We rented a jeep and headed over to the other side of the island to explore and came across turtles hatching! (And some of the fiercest mosquitos I have ever encountered in my life. Bug spray is a must!)
I'm actually holding it very gently but it's hard to tell because of the OMG! look on my face.
turtle videos: Not the best videos -- I'm still learning how to steady the camera and stay focused on the subject, but neat to see what it looks like!
This is the undeveloped east side of Cozumel (where we saw the turtles) as seen from the air.
We also saw San Gervasio, very small Mayan ruins right on Cozumel.
Last day: Flying home:
Snacking on Bimbo crackers at the airport. They're not just for blondes! (kidding) Actually they're really tasty, on the sweet side, a flaky oat cracker not quite like a granola bar.
Well I've been home a week and now am ready for another vacation!
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Well tonight I was checking out Friendfeed and noticed that not only can I subscribe to "friends" and view "recommended" friends, but I can create imaginary friends. Imaginary friends, really? How pathetic is that?
Now on to finish my login process....
BTW thank you for your suggested blogs! Going to summarize them in one giant shout-out post next. I also have pix from Mexico to share, stay tuned.
Friday, October 3, 2008
What are your favorite blogs? I'm looking for additional reading material. I've been setting up Google reader for all my fave content and I'd love your suggestions on blogs you really enjoy reading. (Hey it was through other people that I found all the blogs that I read now, so y'all have good taste!)
Looking forward to some good suggestions when I get back! (Of course I'll be checking out your own blog if this is the first time you're commenting, so thx!)
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Taco place lady: Hi, can I help you?
Me (squinting at menu): Yes, I'd like one spinach burrito. No tortilla! In a bowl. Um. (squinting harder) Not a flour bowl! No edible bowl! Just a bowl. A to-go bowl. That's it, a to-go bowl. (holding menu away from me) Oh and no sour cream. None! But extra salsa. Please?
Taco place lady (staring hard over her glasses): Hmm, I SEE. (loooong pause before tapping on register.)
I'll spare you the rest of that totally awkward interaction but suffice it to say that I slinked off with my burrito, narrowly missing a collision with outdoor railing.
Historically, some women used to TRY to dilate their eyes, it was thought to make them more beautiful. They would use drops made from belladonna, the deadly nightshade plant (bella donna means "beautiful lady" in Italian). The active agent in belladonna is atropine and it prevents the ciliary muscles from contracting and thus the pupil is left wide open, paralyzed.
Atropine is still used for pupil dilation but it's not preferred since it takes days to wear off. Instead, they used tropicamide which is supposed to wear off in 2-3 hours for a brown-eyed person but 4-5 hours in someone blue-eyed. I'll let you know if that's true. *UPDATE 4 hours later: still dilated, though a smidge less.
The entire plant itself is dangerous if ingested (hence the name deadly nightshade). From botanical.com:
Belladonna's deadly character is due to the presence of an alkaloid, Atropine, 1/10 grain of which swallowed by a man has occasioned symptoms of poisoning. As every part of the plant is extremely poisonous, neither leaves, berries, nor root should be handled if there are any cuts or abrasions on the hands. The root is the most poisonous.
So, if you're out and about, don't eat this stuff, alright?