Wednesday, December 10, 2008

-- what part of this picture ruins the sale?

Is it the artfully-shaped lumps of meat (that, no matter HOW thoughtfully-placed, still strike the visual cortex the same way) OR the bed of a vomit-like substance they're placed on? If this is the "culinary embodiment" of rural France, I'll stick to Paris.

10 comments:

tony a.k.a. isweatbutter said...

I CAN DEAL WITH THE BANGERS... IT'S THE SPLIT-PEA VOMIT LIKE SUBSTNACE THAT TICKLES THE HANGY BALL IN THE BACK OF MY THROAT IN PREPARATION OF VOMITING...

Michael Berman said...

I'll bet it tastes great...

Jennifer said...

Oh dear! I don't think I'll ever eat sausage...or lentils again!

frenchrangoon said...

The sad thing is, it looks delicious to me. I think I've been in Russia too long. Yikes.

Lump said...

hahahaha! oh hell, I'd probably still eat it.

tony a.k.a. isweatbutter said...

i just realized something... it looks oddly similar to that kitty litter cake that you made for halloween... am i wrong?

Dan said...

What I find most troubling is that it's not generic vomit; it resembles the specific type of vomit that results from bleeding in the stomach.

Rachel said...

THAT IS SO SICK!

I can't believe anyone would ever eat that.

kevin forgot said...

don't act like you're not physically and emotionally aroused by turd sausages. you love it.

tony a.k.a. isweatbutter said...

i can see it on a menu now "turd sausages and lentils" twenty-two-dollars.

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