Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Funny twitter updates

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tony a.k.a. isweatbutter said...

I'm so proud to have made a repeat appearance... I feel like Tina Fey at the Primetime Emmys right now, you have no idea!

Here are three tweets that brightened my days this week:

@Jesus_M_Christ: Stars of Sex+theCity voted on making a 3rd movie: 3 said yea but Sarah Jessica Parker gave emphatic "NEIIIIGGGH."

@searingblue: remember folks, no matter what a federal judge says, gay marriage is bad because thats how islamic terrorist mexican immigrants get you.

@mayopie: I get so annoyed when everyone just goes on about their business while I'm hungry. I mean, helloooo. Not everything's about you.

unapologetic said...

"@richramirez1: I don't think I've ever seen a cute girl get in or get out of a Pontiac Gran Prix."

And yet you still keep pushing your nonsense on me.

Dani said...

Aww yay! I don't feel so dumb for sticking my hand in the fan because I know I made someone else laugh.

Some of my favorite 140 character gems from the last month are:

@INDJK: This traffic jam is just like watching LOST. Picks up some from time to time but I know there's no explanation at the end.

@ambersayamber: drag queens are the universe's way of telling me that its all gonna be okay

@kileybaca: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, thanks to BP!

tony a.k.a. isweatbutter said...

Check out the captcha from yesterday's comment...


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