Does anyone actually LIKE getting a facial???

You've heard of facials, right? I had one ONCE, as a gift. I sat in a chair under a light while someone in a mask peered at my skin through a giant magnifying glass and proceeded to poke, fold, jab, dig, stab, jam and lunge their fingers into my face.

It was maybe the most unrelaxing procedure I've ever had, aside from that colonoscopy that one time. It took my skin 4 days to regain normalcy from its reddened, blotchy, injured state.

So imagine my dismay seeing today's coupon deal. People PAY for this? Wait, not only that, but it's considered a DEAL worthy of investing company advertising dollars? This is like gifting someone a root canal. REALLY? I feel like creating a "Leave My Face Alone" counteroffer, where someone can pay me for the truth: "SAVE 3 hours AND your beauty; get a massage instead!"