Hey, wanna see a manatee? AWESOME closeup!!

Check out the manatee I saw yesterday in Florida!! Isn't this a great shot?

Does anyone actually LIKE getting a facial???

You've heard of facials, right? I had one ONCE, as a gift. I sat in a chair under a light while someone in a mask peered at my skin through a giant magnifying glass and proceeded to poke, fold, jab, dig, stab, jam and lunge their fingers into my face.

It was maybe the most unrelaxing procedure I've ever had, aside from that colonoscopy that one time. It took my skin 4 days to regain normalcy from its reddened, blotchy, injured state.

So imagine my dismay seeing today's coupon deal. People PAY for this? Wait, not only that, but it's considered a DEAL worthy of investing company advertising dollars? This is like gifting someone a root canal. REALLY? I feel like creating a "Leave My Face Alone" counteroffer, where someone can pay me for the truth: "SAVE 3 hours AND your beauty; get a massage instead!"

wut?? (And other photos from Florida trip)

Wut? I like shakes. Something wrong with that?

Did you just... I...uh... did you LAUGH at my friend?

You DID, didn't you.

Bonus to being 20,000 feet in the air: seeing THIS at eye level.

There are DOGS here. Yay!

The dobie gets a kiss.

Me and BFF with the iron chef.

Bleached stop sign (never saw this in Maryland!)

 

Only in Florida -- shark Christmas lights!

BFF and I blogging.

With Marley, the lost dog we reunited with her owner.

(Side note: if your pet is microchipped, get it registered!
It's not an automatic process -- this dog was chipped
and NOT registered; it took hours of sleuthing to locate
the grateful family.